tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post7213347566259376264..comments2023-10-23T06:31:49.539-07:00Comments on Hollywood Flakes: The Venus of WillendorfUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-17374175984084555772007-02-07T07:16:00.000-08:002007-02-07T07:16:00.000-08:00lpyifnHa-ha-ha!!! Towanda indeed... one of my fav...lpyifnHa-ha-ha!!! Towanda indeed... one of my favorite movie moments.<br /><br />When I was pregnant with my son oh, sooo, many, many years ago.... a cute young teenager at a movie theatre came on to me. He was totally smitten, and shocked that I was 4 months pregnant and married. It was hilarious, and so completely validating to my femininity. (how *do* you spell that word???) <br />My best friend laughed and laughed at how he mooned over me and looked so devastated when I told him I was married.... and that, no, I wouldn't consider dating on the side.<br /><br />Where are the teenagers like that???!! Now that I'm fat and TOTALLY married, a little validation would be nice every now and then, yathink? :))<br />Slainte~<br />RachelleRachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12961381957419296611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-71290664100916510122007-02-01T21:04:00.000-08:002007-02-01T21:04:00.000-08:00In the Deep South, down North Carolina Way, (where...In the Deep South, down North Carolina Way, (where the Benac Clan spent 5 1/2 years), saying "Ahh hayte yew!" was actually a compliment. If you ran into your girlfriend and she was dressed to the nines and defintely looked better than you, you might utter some sweet little compliment such as, "Judy! You look goooooowed! Ah hayte chew!<br /><br />...To which her grateful reply might be, "Thaynks, Sugah!"<br /><br />Has Penny been South lately?<br /><br />Another Southern delicacy of speech (and those Southerners are delicate if nothing else) might run like this:, (Mother to young son): "Chawles, get on ovah heah NAYOW or ah'm goin' beat yew to dayeth!"<br /><br />(Obedient son, looking puppy-eyed at mother): "Yes Ma'am."<br /><br />...and Chawles lives another day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-87275181258686514632007-02-01T16:36:00.000-08:002007-02-01T16:36:00.000-08:00J-rod, yeah right! Good luck finding any woman wh...J-rod, yeah right! Good luck finding <i>any</i> woman who would do that. <br /><br />Bek - thanks for outing yourself! I like your blogs with all your adorable family pics and am flattered you lurk around here :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09162148472659666694noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-4658784086720992882007-02-01T16:23:00.000-08:002007-02-01T16:23:00.000-08:00Why don't you post some objective data about your ...Why don't you post some objective data about your pregnant self, such as pictures or before and current weights. Then you will get a true response to how you really look since people in cyberspace don't mince words. My guess is that Adam is right that you are actually cute in a pregnant sort of way, and it's just the progesterone that makes you think you're fat. Unless you really are fat, and then I apologize for putting my foot in my mouth. Again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-46389086616127838452007-02-01T08:22:00.000-08:002007-02-01T08:22:00.000-08:00I have nothing to add.
Society sucks.
Be a hermi...I have nothing to add. <br />Society sucks. <br />Be a hermit. <br />It is highly underrated. <br /><br />So sorry for the response from the emo-ridden teens. <br />Remember though, teenagers are a disease unto themselves and most realize that they were heartless, thoughtless morons at some point in their lives. <br /><br />So you didn't even get a Jamba juice to suck down in sorrow?<br />Ouch. <br />I am really sorry.Kristinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13966889740846186443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-29061034563772347082007-02-01T06:42:00.000-08:002007-02-01T06:42:00.000-08:00That stinks. I have yet to be openly mocked yet, b...That stinks. I have yet to be openly mocked yet, but your story makes me realize that that day is not to far off. <br />It also reminded me of the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes" when Katy Bates character gets the parking space she's been waiting for stolen by some skiny 80's punk girls and she gets mad and rams their car. <br />"Towanda!!" baby.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11486271446969471555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-85331220547247696682007-01-31T21:24:00.000-08:002007-01-31T21:24:00.000-08:00The last time I got whistled at I was 8 months pre...The last time I got whistled at I was 8 months pregnant with twins. Go figure.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16575936726304867096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-44338214966081889452007-01-31T18:07:00.000-08:002007-01-31T18:07:00.000-08:00Man, we have a TON of those little jerkwads in Blo...Man, we have a TON of those little jerkwads in Bloomington. I guess life's hard when you're trying to be the emo-est kid in Indiana. Fear not, one morning they'll wake up, look in their Hot Topic-ed closet and think "Dear God! Dashboard Confessional *does* suck!"<br /><br />Until that day we can only hope they wander in front of (or behind) our cars.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13311120735766549733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-30432584310358337992007-01-31T16:45:00.000-08:002007-01-31T16:45:00.000-08:00I had the same experience when I was about 2 weeks...I had the same experience when I was about 2 weeks before my due date, but it was with NICE teenage kids at church. I picked up my two-year-old, and he tried to swing his legs around my non-existent waist, and the only place to clasp his legs was right above my large tummy. When he did so, it pulled my shirt tight against my belly, and some nearby teenagers were watching, and their eyes popped out and they started laughing like crazy. There was no doubt it was me they were laughing at--they came and apologized and said, "But you have to admit, your belly is pretty big these days." Grrrrrrr. Good luck not killing anyone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-5062218191932710302007-01-31T15:22:00.000-08:002007-01-31T15:22:00.000-08:00Amen and Hallelujah, pass the ammunition.Amen and Hallelujah, pass the ammunition.Carinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13859567470814286102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-7252082127545807242007-01-31T13:28:00.000-08:002007-01-31T13:28:00.000-08:00Have you seen Hope is Emo?
"I wish my lawn was em...Have you seen <i><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8">Hope is Emo</i></a>?<br /><br />"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-15976706049797626492007-01-31T12:41:00.000-08:002007-01-31T12:41:00.000-08:00At least you didn't have a sandwich on your butt.At least you didn't have a sandwich on your butt.Heather O.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00294085512048242495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-12762730520672166742007-01-31T12:27:00.000-08:002007-01-31T12:27:00.000-08:00I can't imagine sweet little Penny doing anything ...I can't imagine sweet little Penny doing anything like that! I thought only extra kids did that to their extra parent. I almost feel like a real parent now! What a way to be validated...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-47300798664496018092007-01-31T12:19:00.000-08:002007-01-31T12:19:00.000-08:00Oh my! Penny's comment was just too much!Oh my! Penny's comment was just too much!Mrs. Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06114550043176243879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-9996204375220892272007-01-31T11:56:00.000-08:002007-01-31T11:56:00.000-08:00Since you have been feeling like an American Idol ...Since you have been feeling like an American Idol contestant lately, please you keep blogging on our behalf. Pretend that we're the judges and you're the main reason we’re laughing. BLOG SARAH BLOG! just for entertainment purposes for boring people like us, you know:)<br /><br />PS: We love you dearly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10702380.post-86003931791056129862007-01-31T10:47:00.000-08:002007-01-31T10:47:00.000-08:00Oh man... I have been lurking for awhile (and I am...Oh man... I have been lurking for awhile (and I am sorry that I don't remember how I found you, probably a comment....) and the last two posts have had me chuckling all day. Wait..I am not laughing at the pregnant part of the story, the turd squad part of it. You have a way with words and I just wanted to say hi. <br /><br />P.S. I also loved the Dr. Me post. I was only pregnant once (but am now the mom of three) and even though it has been YEARS I can still remember how that last trimester felt. Follow Dr. Mom and you will be fine... make the girlfriends come to YOU!Bekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02421106490759593190noreply@blogger.com