Mugged

Unless you are a needy mother, you really shouldn't bother mugging me. But if you did happen to go through all the effort of holding me up in a dark alleyway, this is what you would get for your efforts:

(Actual purse contents - Click the photo for a closer view)

Baby Beach Hat
My "planner"
Stained toothbrush
Business Card from my Auto Shop

2 Ziplock bags with Cherrio shrapnel
4 freefloating Cheerios
Cell Phone
Baby Wipes
2 Pampers Diapers
USC vs OSU basketball ticket stub
Pair of toddler pants
Receipt from Vons grocery store
Receipt from the dentist
Receipt from Pizza Hut
Toddler shoes
My wallet containing $47 cash, 3 credit cards and my zoo membership
2 Tupperware lids
A Barrette
My ear plugs for swimming
5 Pens
Chapstick
My Albertsons Preferred Shopping Card
Church Phone Directory
Non-Dairy Coffee Creamer
2 Pacifiers
Piece of Nasty Taffee
A Comb
South Beach Diet Meal Replacement Bar
Tic Tacs
80 Cents of Loose Change
Crumpled Blank Paper

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