April 7, 2006

Water Cooler Foder

This is from Spike's daily calender of lawyer jokes:

If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?


Stephanie said...

How do you keep a moron in suspense?

Sarah said...

Let me guess - you don't answer that question and I'm the moron... am I right? Tell me! I just can't wait to know!

Stephanie said...

My boss walked around telling us that today. The trick is to tell it to someone and then walk off when they answer, "What?" It was too funny when it worked on one of our other managers this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

Hello Sarah and Adam!

This is Andrew Vestal! I just moved back from Japan to the US this week and I'm actually up in Irvine OC, and Adrienne just smartly pointed out that is near to where YOU live. So drop me a line at jav-at-yukihime-dot-com and hopefully we can find a time to meet up soon!*

Love love,

* "Soon" is very relative after an international move, new car/apartment, starting a new job on Monday...etc.