November 11, 2006

Justice for All!

Once again, I'm sticking more lawyer humor on you guys. Since it's Spike's profession, we are endlessly amused by this kind of stuff. Hope you are too!

From Actual Court Records:

Judge: Okay. Now, let me ask you again, had you been drinking that day?
Defendant: Uh-huh.
Judge: Had you?
Counsel: Answer it audibly.
Judge: Had you been drinking that day?
Defendant: Audibly.
Judge: What were you drinking, beer or what?
Defendant: Uh-huh.
Judge: Beer?
Counsel: Answer him audibly.
Defendant: Audibly.


Adrienne said...

Second base!

Oh, sorry...

Suzie Petunia said...

So, uh... was he guilty?