March 29, 2007

False Alarm

Hollywood won't post, but I will (this is Spike). False labor. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.

7 comments:

AzĂșcar said...

Locusts? Are there locusts?

I admit to a certain amount of satisfaction. In the meantime, I urge Sarah to open the window and throw heavy items out of it--maybe she'll hit someone and feel better.

The Wiz said...

Bummer.

Toni said...

That sucks. Hopefully it will be soon!

Bethany said...

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!! BILL MURRAY YOU ROCK MY WORLD.

Catherine said...

This is a perfect post.

Clyde said...

After saying, “…I’m really not that interested in getting the kid here any faster than it wants to come” you’re trying to make us relax and mind our own business. But instead we keep sending you our best wishes… stop teasing us!
As punishment, we (your blog commenters) have decided you are forbidden to take blog maternity leave. So I suggest you go to bed and get some sleep NOW, you’re going to need it for later.

PS: Thanks Adam for bringing the sanity back to this blog by posting!

Catherine said...

Am I the only one who still counts "Ghostbusters" as one of the best movies ever made?