False Alarm
Hollywood won't post, but I will (this is Spike). False labor. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling. Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
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I admit to a certain amount of satisfaction. In the meantime, I urge Sarah to open the window and throw heavy items out of it--maybe she'll hit someone and feel better.
As punishment, we (your blog commenters) have decided you are forbidden to take blog maternity leave. So I suggest you go to bed and get some sleep NOW, you’re going to need it for later.
PS: Thanks Adam for bringing the sanity back to this blog by posting!