September 3, 2007

Hugs in Huntington

Dear Hollywood,
My kid has really bad breath. Make it go away, please.
- Hugs in Huntington

Hi Hugs,
I've found if you ask your child to do any variety of useful household chores they will immediately go away. And by the way, it's not cool to call your kid "it."


Anonymous said...

it rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again

Sarah said...

now that's just creepy.