September 2, 2007

Now Dispensing Trite, Condescending Advice!

If there is one thing I'm good at, it's giving advice. Ninety nine percent of the time it's unsolicited but I'm good at the kind people ask for too. For the next day I'll be taking any requests for advice you can think up. I promise you no matter what your dilemma may be, I'll be able to come up with some strong worded advice to instantly set it all right.

Click HERE to ask me your question (under 100 words) on any topic. On Monday I'll do a "Dear Abby" type post and get your life and the universe straightened out at last. I only ask that you think of an appropriate name to sign your question with. Think, "Spoiled in Spokane," "Anorexic in Arkansas," or "Gassy in Gallipoli." Your identity will be protected in my posted reply but please note that your self respect is fair game. I promise to publicly answer every request for advice I receive.

While it's true that nobody, should ever, under ANY circumstances actually implement any advice I may dispense, I promise you'll be wowed at my ability to summarize, trivialize and oversimplify your most complex life problems. Try me.

**I reserve the right to edit any unsavory language in your note to maintain the Girl Scouts atmosphere of my blog. Thin Mints, anyone?