I'm calling on you today to help me out. The girls have both been up since 5 a.m., the house reeks of pee, the baby won't stop yowling, the toddler is going through mega premature PMS and I ate some bad diet chocolate that's making me nauseous. Would somebody please make me laugh? I'd even take a smile. I'm begging you, help a sister out. Jokes, funny things your kids said, names for my chin hickey, today is your day.