Cooking with Pooh

December 02, 2007

Cooking with Pooh

Yes, this is a real, published cook book. Here's the Amazon link if you don't believe me. And yes, they really are asking too much for us to be adults and overlook the painfully obvious potty joke that is the title.

I noticed the book is no longer in stock and Amazon doesn't know if it will ever be republished. Pity. I can think of some great books to add to the instructional series. Consider the following bestselling titles:

Decorating with Pooh

Making Friends with Pooh

Getting Dressed with Pooh

Table Etiquette with Pooh

Learn to Knit with Pooh

Okay, now I'm just grossing myself out. Sorry guys, I just couldn't rise above this one.

Comments

Ally said…

Sweet! ;-)

12/02/2007 3:25 PM

Maddy said…

Yes it starts off innocently enough and then before you know it......
cheers

12/02/2007 3:27 PM

Nancy Sabina said…

I tried to think of some other "something with Pooh" to add that was equally witty. *think, think, think* You thought up all the good ones. But really, Cooking With Pooh just beats them all. Truly amazingly gross.

12/02/2007 3:37 PM

Sarah said…

Oh, Nancy! There are plenty of good ones left if you have the stomach for it. How about "Making Music with Pooh" or "Bathtub Fun with Pooh?"

12/02/2007 3:47 PM

Karen said…

Hahaha! That was great. Although, based on the comment I made the other day (in my blog) this could be a book to feature at our house.

Swimming With Pooh could possibly be the worst. All that fur in the water, you know.

12/02/2007 4:01 PM

Heather O. said…

How about "Painting with Pooh"?

Impossble to rise above. Simply impossible.

12/02/2007 4:36 PM

Heather O. said…

Wait, I meant "finger painting with Pooh". Much more descriptive, um, I mean, creative.

12/02/2007 4:37 PM

Sarah said…

Gag! I'm SO glad I'm not the only sicko out in the blogosphere. Nice ones, ladies!

12/02/2007 4:51 PM

Anonymous said…

etiquette

12/02/2007 5:30 PM

Sarah said…

It's true, I'm a lousy speller. Why don't I just say "manners" if I don't know how to spell it? I guess because you didn't know how to either.

12/02/2007 5:37 PM

Unknown said…

I needed a laugh. I get weird thoughts when I talk about "pooh" too! I giggle when watching in. Where's your son? oh he is watching "pooh". Good one again!

12/02/2007 7:35 PM

dalene said…

How about Applying Make-up with Pooh?

12/02/2007 8:37 PM

Colleen said…

Hey, you made me laugh. You can stoop to potty humor anytime!

Is "Pooh for Dummies" too big a stretch?

12/02/2007 8:48 PM

Memarie Lane said…

OMG the mental images... I will never get Knitting With Pooh out of my head.

12/02/2007 9:17 PM

Sarah said…

Or "The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pooh?"

12/02/2007 9:22 PM

Michelle Glauser said…

My dad always would point at little kids with Winnie the Pooh on their shirts and say, "Hey, there's poo on your shirt!"

I dreamt last night that you left your husband and kids and I thought, "There goes the best parenting blog award."

Ha ha!

12/03/2007 10:16 AM

Sarah said…

Michemily - funny thing - I had the same dream! Just kidding. But some days you know I think it. Oh to have a day at the spa... Tarnishing my Best Parenting Blog nomination is the only thing stopping me.

12/03/2007 11:12 AM

Shiloh said…

LOL-Thanks for making me laugh! :)

Scrapbooking with Pooh?
Sculpting with Pooh?
Folding Origami with Pooh?

(Don't tell my mom I wrote any of those, ok?)

12/03/2007 11:59 AM

Bek said…

We have always made fun of this marketing angle.... remember the commercials on tv that used to go "It's so much friendlier with Pooh". Seriously. I laugh like a 2nd grader....

12/03/2007 12:59 PM

Anonymous said…

playing (insert sport) with pooh.
decoupaging with pooh.
and as an added chapter in cooking with pooh, there's baking with pooh, too! (typing with 1 hand, i apologize for gramatical errors...)

12/03/2007 1:29 PM

Anonymous said…

Typing with pooh
eating with pooh
cleaning with pooh
dating with pooh
the list goes on and on(with pooh:)

12/03/2007 2:42 PM

Karen said…

I just had to come back and read more Pooh humor. I love being juvenile enough to find it hysterical.

12/03/2007 4:04 PM

Anonymous said…

exuse me? don't think you can get out of a tag just because you like poo.

12/03/2007 4:28 PM

Anonymous said…

I'm not sure what you mean by "I guess because you didn't know how to either." Did I misspell it? Or are you saying I showed a lack of manners by offering the correct spelling? I'm sorry--I wasn't meaning to be a jerk, but I guess you were.

12/03/2007 4:50 PM

Sarah said…

Yikes! There were critical missing words in my comment, ha. I meant to say, "I guess because I THOUGHT you didn't know how to either." I don't count on my readers picking up all my many typos.

No, rude isn't my thing. Sorry if you took unnecessary offense. I tend to type fast, and edit too late.

12/03/2007 5:48 PM

Anonymous said…

getting sick with pooh?

sports with pooh?

no.

blogging with pooh.

12/03/2007 9:41 PM

Anonymous said…

when are you doing that tag?@!?!?

12/03/2007 9:43 PM

Anonymous said…

oops, sorry, I have been without internet for the past couple days so I did'nt see the other post. do you still love me<3:)

12/04/2007 8:43 AM

Sarah said…

No worries. I've got nothing but love for anyone who comments on my site. We're totally still BFF!

12/04/2007 8:46 AM

Anonymous said…

that was weird

12/04/2007 11:00 AM

Lisa said…

I have this book, and plenty other "pooh" things, too!

12/04/2007 12:08 PM

Anonymous said…

cooking with poo

12/04/2007 1:19 PM

Anonymous said…

I don't get the whole "etiquette" thing. That is how it is spelled. It was correct in the original post. So why the fight?

12/04/2007 8:46 PM

Shiloh said…

Hey just fyi, I tried to find this book from some online sellers and it is going for $150 to $199. So if you have a copy, Cooking with Pooh may have been one of the best investments you've ever made ;)

12/05/2007 11:50 AM