May 29, 2008

Dear Hollywood,

It has come to my attention that you are no longer updating your blog on a consistent basis. I fear this may have something to do with your recent foray into the "ugly-stuffed-creature" business.

Whatever the case, I'd like to make a request: Will you please refer all your readers to ME? I've recently started increasing my blog output and am up to 6 times a week. Out of those 6 posts, at least 3 will be very funny, 2 will be mildly amusing, and 1 will probably make your eyes bleed. But regardless, they'll help people pass the day. (And isn't that what we all really want?)

So if you could just turn your readers over to me, I'd appreciate it. Because I really do want to get rich and famous (moslyt rich) but I have NO sewing skills.

Sincerely,
Emily of actegratuit.blogspot.com

7 comments:

bill said...

can you put an http:// in front of the link to actegratuit?

Hollywood said...

Doh! It's fixed. My html is a bit rusty - thanks for the head's up.

Nancy Sabina said...

Ok - I checked her out - and she's funny. I bookmarked her. But I won't read her as often as I did you. She's not my own blood relative, after all. I feel famous by association when I read your blog. And now I'll never get that back. Boo hoo. Poor me.

Heather O. said...

Yeah, um, I was going to tell you that you are totally fired from MMW.

Unless, you know, you want to come back, which you can at any time. But I like wielding my bloggy power and saying, "You FIRED!"

LittlePaintedPolkaDots said...

Finally! Something to help pass the time. We miss you Hollywood!

Jill said...

I love your creations...they are so cute. I wish I could figure out how to make them too.
Don't quit on us though. What will become of us!!??

katherine said...

I had almost given up on checking your blog. I'm knew you would be back sooner or later. Glad you're back! Love you!