It has come to my attention that you are no longer updating your blog on a consistent basis. I fear this may have something to do with your recent foray into the "ugly-stuffed-creature" business.
Whatever the case, I'd like to make a request: Will you please refer all your readers to ME? I've recently started increasing my blog output and am up to 6 times a week. Out of those 6 posts, at least 3 will be very funny, 2 will be mildly amusing, and 1 will probably make your eyes bleed. But regardless, they'll help people pass the day. (And isn't that what we all really want?)
So if you could just turn your readers over to me, I'd appreciate it. Because I really do want to get rich and famous (moslyt rich) but I have NO sewing skills.
Emily of actegratuit.blogspot.com