June 2, 2008

What a bunch of whiners!

Since you guys are never fully satisfied until I completely humiliate myself, here's a photo shoot from this morning of my luscious locks (see previous post). I'm booked for Milan on Friday.

Cue the music, "I'm Too Sexy" and enjoy my hotness.






28 comments:

Chris & Allie said...

It's totally not as bad as I thought it would be!

AzĂșcar said...

That, my friend, is nothing that a really great stylist can't fix.

If you need to take up a collection to get your hair cut properly, I'll donate the first few bucks.

Because HONESTLY, I've learned that hair should be cut by PROFESSIONALS to whom you should be paying A LOT of money.

Carolyn said...

Thanks for the photos! You still have plenty of hair to work with. I'm sure a great stylist can fix it up perfectly.

So have you learned your lesson?? Never cut your own hair! Here's a lesson I learned the hard way: Never let your husband cut your hair either. All I asked was that he cut straight across the back in a straight line. Let's just say it turned out slanted.
Stupid, stupid stupid!

Colleen said...

That's not much of a mullet. (I'm actually a little bit disappointed.)

I also vote for going somewhere and getting it fixed. And then we want more photos.

Sue said...

You're cute anyway. You suck.

Sue said...

I say that with love and also because my hair was cut by professionals and it still looks poopy.

Chicken Little said...

Much less mulletty than you'd led us to believe! A few bright streaks in your hair and it could easily be punk chic.

randa_joy said...

Good thing you have a cute face!

It's not so bad, I agree w/ azucar.

Anonymous said...

I will be honest, and anonymous. It's pretty bad. I see the need for the scarf.

However, it can be fixed. There is no need for hysterics. Just money.

Hollywood said...

I've got to say, I'm really digging the whole scarf look lately. It's a ton easier than actually styling my hair every morning. The real problem with my hair is that it is SO thick. I usually have the salon take about 2/3 of it out with the thinner when they cut it. Hopefully if I go to get it fixed they'll just thin and even it and I can pass as punk for the summer.

Now somebody just has to force me to throw out that box of red hair dye that I've been watching in the corner of my bathroom cabinet. Short hair is so tempting to experiment on with color!

April said...

Holy crap... did you just drag the camera around the chouse and take pictures of yourself at random? I can see you are standing in as many different places as their are pictures! :)

April said...

you could totally get away with the punk look :)

tracy m (dandelion mama) said...

Could you be any cuter? Sheesh.

Clyde said...

As your family I totally recommend to go down the path mentioned below... in the next couple days:

1 - More self-inflicted mullet-like touches
2 - Whatever color-dye you owned, please apply it, now!
3 - Candid pictures for our bloggy pleasure
4 - And finally, go to a professional hair stylist: ASAP and with our collected money (Azucar's suggestion)

Thanks for the entertainment! We sure like you in any way. :)

MommyJ said...

okay, so it's a little choppy... but overall not totally unfixable. Don't loose hope. Friday will be a good day.

Emmy said...

It is not a mullet! Your hair will look totally cute after you get it shaped a little better. I really like the length with the shape of your face. The knit hats are sooooo cute. Thanks for making me laugh.

Suzie Petunia said...

Very impressed with the Bassett Hound... lets just leave it at that. :)

Janell said...

I'm disappointed. That's nothing the some kool-aid dye and a lot of styling moose couldn't fix. Well, or a professional hair stylist. Sell locks of your tortured, cut hair for $1/each and I'm certain you'll get plenty of money to get the hair fixed.

Someday Cher is going to do the exact same thing. I hope you laugh then, too :) (I'd say Pixie, but it seem she loves her long tresses too much to ever consider desecrating the length.)

Irishmama said...

Go for the red Hollywood. Do it!

Anonymous said...

Darlig, in europe we call that "UbEr TrEnDy"! Just add a palistina scarf and skinny jeans and you will fit right in!

Spike said...

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. sexy

Hollywood said...

I get no sympathy around here. And it doesn't help that my hubby Spike just says, "you look just like you always do."

So I guess I'm just a vain cry baby. Wah. Can't a girl throw a fit every once and a while?

bythelbs said...

You've got my sympathy. Dude, that's a bad haircut. You're still adorable, of course. I'm pretty sure you can't look unadorable. But yeah, go get that fixed! Stat!

Perla said...

if it gets too bad, you can just try this hair do. i really like it. :) haha! www.perlasparlor.blogspot.com

just remind yourself, "I Am Not My Hair"

seven said...

That's not a mullet! You actually did a pretty good job for doing it yourself. With some goo to make it look a little more textured, I think it would look really cute.
You can always get it shaped up by a stylist, but I don't think you need to beat yourself up about it. :)

Rynell said...

I cut my own hair ONCE. When I was about 3. As in three years old. It was not good. I learned my lesson. Yours does not look as bad as mine did.

I also learned not to let my husband cut my hair.

Hair is better left to professionals.

angela michelle said...

Nope, can't tell you "it's not that bad." Must go to salon, stat. Cute and flippy pixie for you.

julianna said...

hey...i was at UM with you. i'm in simi valley now and have an AMAZING hair lady for you. She used to do hair in Hollywood. She got tired of the evil hours so now she has a chair in her garage and charges obscenely LOW prices for her work! $10...I know, crazy, huh? $10 for an awesome cut... For that price you can come out from under the scarf!
:0)
let me know if you are interested.