Caption Contest
I took this photo today and it screamed "caption contest." So go ahead, provide a caption for this picture. It could be dialog, an explanation, or anything else to accompany the photo.Rules:
Each participant can submit up to three different captions.
Entries accepted up until 5:00 pm PST on Sunday, February 18th.
Whichever caption makes me laugh the hardest wins.
1st place winner gets $20 cash mailed to them.
2nd place gets $5 mailed to them.
3rd place gets a Hollywood Flakes magnet (no, I can't seem to get rid of my stash!)
You can participate anonymously if you like. If an anonymous entry wins, the prizes will just go to the consecutive runners up.
What's your caption?
Comments
Can we keep him, ma? Can we?
I should've read the fine print before I signed up for 'babe duty'.
Darth Penny successfully recruits one more to the dark side.
(You are still planning on submitting something in my contest, aren't you?)
"How come no one else is wearing plastic armor, daddy?" [bows head in shame] "I mean Darth Daddicus."
number two (#2)
"My daddy's tie fighter can beat up your daddy's X-wing."
number three (#3)
Got Dork?
"Mommy, remember you said I could take Quai-Gon Do (the Empire's version of Tae Kwon Do). This is Master Jango Fett #54861. He already taught me a great move called Tie Fighter Spins through Asteroid belt!"
Penny is excited for her first day of job shadowing.
2) "Har, har, har -- like I haven't heard THAT one before. Well, I'll have you know the mailman was WOOKIE."
3) She was his soft, pink, gooey side -- the part of him that read Little Women under the covers late at night so the other Storm Troopers wouldn't see. 'Cause they just wouldn't understand, y'know.
The Buddy System
After the fall of the Galactic Empire, peace and equity were still far from achieved. Thousands of clones survived and had to be assimilated into societies throughout the galaxy. This proved a great challenge and the assignment was ultimately entrusted only to the youngest padewans who had no animosity toward the stormtroopers. Befriend and Guide was their creedo.
Celebs on the Red Carpet--Intermechanic matches!
Is Storm Trooper robbing the cradle? Next up, Johnny Five's alive with his new eye candy, and Tom Cruise with the latest Stepford Wife. And an Exclusive Report: Will Terminator and J-Lo's baby be part Machine?
[ok, this is from my husband. apparently, it's a direct quote from the movie. apparently, I'mthe crazy one for not knowing it was from the movie. if we win, I think the $20 will go toward Darren renting the whole series and making me watch them]