February 11, 2007

Caption Contest

I took this photo today and it screamed "caption contest." So go ahead, provide a caption for this picture. It could be dialog, an explanation, or anything else to accompany the photo.

Rules:

Each participant can submit up to three different captions.

Entries accepted up until 5:00 pm PST on Sunday, February 18th.

Whichever caption makes me laugh the hardest wins.

1st place winner gets $20 cash mailed to them.

2nd place gets $5 mailed to them.

3rd place gets a Hollywood Flakes magnet (no, I can't seem to get rid of my stash!)

You can participate anonymously if you like. If an anonymous entry wins, the prizes will just go to the consecutive runners up.

What's your caption?

50 comments:

Suzie Petunia said...

Young Princess Leah with her nanny

Samantha said...

It just takes too much for me to come up with something funny enough for this, I'm sorry! I mean is it love? Is it babysitting? Is she teaching him a lesson? Where are they? It's too much.

The Wiz said...

"Something went seriously wrong in the cloning process."

Melissa said...

"Lead me, guide me, walk beside me...."

chronicler said...

"Are you my mother?"

chronicler said...

Mom gives Penny one last hand squeeze before going into the bathroom to see if pure acid can remove the mold and leave the tub/shower clean!

chronicler said...

Adam once again uses Penny to gain sympathy from the "What Not To Wear" producers concerning Sarah's chosen wardrobe.

Sarah said...

This contest has only been up a few hours but I'm already going to be laughing hysterically all week from these submissions. Seriously good stuff here. Keep 'em coming!

Heather O. said...

Good help is SO hard to find these days.

Can we keep him, ma? Can we?

I should've read the fine print before I signed up for 'babe duty'.

The Wiz said...

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mohter, did he?"

"He told me you killed her."

"No, Penny, I am your mother."

patrick said...

First annual storm trooper take your daughter to work day.

patrick said...

Unfortunately, with the rebellion in full swing, it was the last annual storm trooper take your daughter to work day. Darn rebellionists.

Anonymous said...

As you can see, the fashions today dicate only the same solid color on top and bottom. Everything else is negotiable.

Ang said...

Penny successfully recruits one more to the dark side.

ang said...

Wait! It should be:

Darth Penny successfully recruits one more to the dark side.

The Wiz said...

"Guess which one is adopted."

Lindsay said...

"Can I keep him, Mama?"

Janell said...

The latest in galatic empire warfare innovation: the imperial pink trooper.

Janell said...

The youngest Imperial Academy graduate ever.

Bek said...

Even Penny knows not to wear white after Labor Day (she clearly looks disgusted at his poor choice of wardrobe).

rachel said...

The most deadly secret weapon of the imperial army...an adorable looking two-year old in pink, after a few handfuls of sugary sweets and no nap, anyone will surrender.

Lisa M. said...

Saving Ewoks, one Storm Trooper at a time.

s'mee said...

"O.k. Mom, we can go back to the Bunny Museum now."

Anonymous said...

Michael Jackson's new battle armour.

compulsive writer said...

When good girls bring home bad boys.

(You are still planning on submitting something in my contest, aren't you?)

Cameron P. Blake said...

Wow Mom! Look at the tighty whities on THIS guy!

Molly said...

"Mom, Dad... This is Jeff. We met in Chem class three weeks ago and.... we're getting MARRIED!!"

Molly said...

In her toddler confusion, young Penny confuses this storm trooper with one of the lead actors in "Happy Feet".

Janell said...

If you give Penny a galactic empire, she'll want a storm trooper to go with it.

stupidramblings said...

number one (#1)

"How come no one else is wearing plastic armor, daddy?" [bows head in shame] "I mean Darth Daddicus."

number two (#2)

"My daddy's tie fighter can beat up your daddy's X-wing."

number three (#3)

Got Dork?

Heffalump said...

"Take me to your Leader."

"Mommy, remember you said I could take Quai-Gon Do (the Empire's version of Tae Kwon Do). This is Master Jango Fett #54861. He already taught me a great move called Tie Fighter Spins through Asteroid belt!"

Penny is excited for her first day of job shadowing.

Silly Marie said...

"Come on Mr. Stormtrooper. We're going to be late for yoga!"

Laura said...

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Marie said...

1) "Let's invite Lord Vader to our slumber party! We can watch Mean Girls and swap Imperial secrets!"

2) "Har, har, har -- like I haven't heard THAT one before. Well, I'll have you know the mailman was WOOKIE."

3) She was his soft, pink, gooey side -- the part of him that read Little Women under the covers late at night so the other Storm Troopers wouldn't see. 'Cause they just wouldn't understand, y'know.

nancy said...

The newest accessory for fashion-conscious moms! Never again scrape drool, vomit or peanut butter and jelly off your dry-clean-only clothes.

dad said...

Wow, It's so much easier to score with these fluffy pink Earth babes since I spray painted my uniform white...

Bartimaeus said...

Excuse me ma’am…I found her in the boys bathroom, again.

Amy said...

Train up a child in the way she should go and she will not depart from it.

melanie said...

Star Wars Episode VII:
The Buddy System

After the fall of the Galactic Empire, peace and equity were still far from achieved. Thousands of clones survived and had to be assimilated into societies throughout the galaxy. This proved a great challenge and the assignment was ultimately entrusted only to the youngest padewans who had no animosity toward the stormtroopers. Befriend and Guide was their creedo.

Anonymous said...

ok, so I'm not funny enough to come up with a caption, but I do want to cast my vote for, "lead me, guide me, walk beside me." that one raelly fits the picture without being too obvious. truly clever.

Anonymous said...

The Clone Whisperer. Even the most violent and dangerous storm troopers become docile after a session with her.

Jenny said...

----Special Report----
Celebs on the Red Carpet--Intermechanic matches!
Is Storm Trooper robbing the cradle? Next up, Johnny Five's alive with his new eye candy, and Tom Cruise with the latest Stepford Wife. And an Exclusive Report: Will Terminator and J-Lo's baby be part Machine?

Bartimaeus said...

Come on Stormie, I want to show you where I carved our initials under this bridge.

Bartimaeus said...

I don't care what Leah does, you arn't supposed to wear white to a wedding!!

claiborne said...

"... but Mom, I wanted to go to Tashi Station to get some power converters!"


[ok, this is from my husband. apparently, it's a direct quote from the movie. apparently, I'mthe crazy one for not knowing it was from the movie. if we win, I think the $20 will go toward Darren renting the whole series and making me watch them]

Jenny said...

Trading Spouses: Meet your new Mommy! Once again we see that some Moms just go overboard when they run their homes as Imperial Storm Troopers.

Bex said...

Let's say we settle this on the runway... Han-Solo

doug said...

"This isn't the Penny you're looking for. You can go about your business."

Julie said...

It's okay, mister. I'll show you where the potty is.

refasu said...

Is this the droid we're looking for?