Sadly, Pixie has followed her mother's dastardly example of selling out to corporate America. Here is her first official product review. She tackles the difficult assignment of the new Nature Valley Oats 'N Honey cereal. Try not to get sea sick, I'm a lousy camerawoman.
Not the puppies! Not the kitties! Not the - oh, wait - Frenchie? Meh. ;)
JtG Rating: "Worth watching once, maybe twice."
While Penny is adorable, the cereal is not three minutes adorable. Brutal editing to reduce the film down to 1 min would greatly improve my rating of it =)
The sad thing is that I have NOT been able to find those Fiber One bars at my usual grocers. I'd so buy a box if they had a box for me to purchase. I shall be adding this cereal to the list as well. (Ok, it was already on the list simply for its brandname. Let's ignore that though.)
I should have hired an outside editor. No mother should have to cut segments out of the excruciatingly long and boring sequences of her child staring at a bowl of milk. It's just cruel. Sorry to put you guys through three full minutes - trust me when I say there was more...much, much more.
Very fun! She could get a job as a food taster... I can just see her in one of those fancy resturant... diggin into that oh so suculant lobster saying "I would not eat this with a fox..."
Ah, that minute shaving makes a big difference. I hereby raise my rating to, "Hey! Worth watching once, watching as second time just to smile, and then if you can manage to bring up a related topic in a conversation a third to to share with a friend." ;)
If those Nature Valley people know what's good for them, their next commercial will feature Penny =)
This was another official product review. I honestly don't know if I'm going to do more. Do you guys hate these or should I keep having fun with them? Be honest.
this is my favorite post EVER! i actually googled nature's valley to see if there was someone up there with a brain who would get a grin out of this. I BEG OF YOU TO DO MORE!
I think I liked the three minute home movie version more. It gave me plenty time to simultaneously have some cereal with Penny since I use my hands too. :)
Food reviews are more than welcome in our house. They're great tools to teach good manners to our girls. You go Flake girls!
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There is none cuter! I can't wait to say that, "I didn't know you when..."
I'll take 12 boxes, please. You gotta shake that little money maker for all she's worth. Although, I don't mean that literally. Never shake a baby.
Not the puppies! Not the kitties! Not the - oh, wait - Frenchie? Meh. ;)
JtG Rating: "Worth watching once, maybe twice."
While Penny is adorable, the cereal is not three minutes adorable. Brutal editing to reduce the film down to 1 min would greatly improve my rating of it =)
The sad thing is that I have NOT been able to find those Fiber One bars at my usual grocers. I'd so buy a box if they had a box for me to purchase. I shall be adding this cereal to the list as well. (Ok, it was already on the list simply for its brandname. Let's ignore that though.)
Love it!! Penny is SO cute! As is the narrator, I think the narrator is my favorite and I love her. Sorry Adam :)
I should have hired an outside editor. No mother should have to cut segments out of the excruciatingly long and boring sequences of her child staring at a bowl of milk. It's just cruel. Sorry to put you guys through three full minutes - trust me when I say there was more...much, much more.
Ha HA! I just cut a minute off the video. Now you only have to endure two minutes.
Freakin' brilliant!
In addition to the Dr. Suess test I love that she ate it with her hands. Oh and the fact that she is so dang cute!
Wow! I've finally met Penny! She is a cutie! And a born tv commercial actress!
Very fun! She could get a job as a food taster... I can just see her in one of those fancy resturant... diggin into that oh so suculant lobster saying "I would not eat this with a fox..."
That voice makes me want to cry..I miss my little girl's little voice....
The review is awesome!! I love that she would pay six and a half...
I can imagine only one thing regarding this little cereal review. It's going to go viral!
Ah, that minute shaving makes a big difference. I hereby raise my rating to, "Hey! Worth watching once, watching as second time just to smile, and then if you can manage to bring up a related topic in a conversation a third to to share with a friend." ;)
If those Nature Valley people know what's good for them, their next commercial will feature Penny =)
I bet your lawn jockey, aka storm trooper, could teach P to use a spoon.
"You defy me for the last time..."
She is gorgeous!
That would be the first commercial for which I'd stop Tivo. How adorable! I'm especially fond of the jingle.
What a cute little bug! And funny. One day she will outblog her mother.
"Hey Mom, smile for the video camera! How does that Ensure taste? Would you eat it with a fox?..."
So did you get this cereal sent to you, too, or did you just decide to video Penny and share? Should we be expecting a review every month or so?
This was another official product review. I honestly don't know if I'm going to do more. Do you guys hate these or should I keep having fun with them? Be honest.
this is my favorite post EVER! i actually googled nature's valley to see if there was someone up there with a brain who would get a grin out of this. I BEG OF YOU TO DO MORE!
I think I liked the three minute home movie version more. It gave me plenty time to simultaneously have some cereal with Penny since I use my hands too. :)
Food reviews are more than welcome in our house. They're great tools to teach good manners to our girls. You go Flake girls!
SO CUTE! I think the editing was perfect. I like the cereal song and now I think I'll have to go out and buy some. Thanks Penny!
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