Cackle, *snort*, cackle!!
I'm sorry. Bat poo in MASCARA? How did I NOT know that?Can I tell you how glad I am that I did not wear mascara until 1990?!
The "m" word... still laughing. I'm glad you are famous.
Love your mormon mommy posts. Twice the Flake! Excellent. In highschool someone once told me baby urine clears up acne. I never did test out this theory.
Guano is useful in many, many things.
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