Hollywood vs The Blog
The Blog: And just what do you think you are doing Missy?
Hollywood: Oh, me? I thought I would take a few days off blogging. You know, get a tan, work out, play with my kids -
The Blog: It's been three weeks since you posted. Did you think I wouldn't notice? What in the world could you have been doing that's more important than me?
Hollywood: I wanted to remember what it felt like not to be sitting in front of my computer for hours every day. It turns out my girls are pretty fun and you should see the tan I've gotten from actually venturing out of my house.
The Blog: VANITY! It's always, "Me, Me Me" with you, isn't it! What about Hollywood Flakes? What about exposing your soul to the unknown masses? What about embarrassing your friends and family with your abnormal sense of humor? You are nothing without me! You think you can just walk away?
Hollywood: Can't I?
The Blog: Never. I own you. Get back to work you miserable ingrate.
Hollywood: But -
The Blog: POST!
Hollywood: Yes, Boss.
Hollywood: 0 Blog: 1
Hollywood: Oh, me? I thought I would take a few days off blogging. You know, get a tan, work out, play with my kids -
The Blog: It's been three weeks since you posted. Did you think I wouldn't notice? What in the world could you have been doing that's more important than me?
Hollywood: I wanted to remember what it felt like not to be sitting in front of my computer for hours every day. It turns out my girls are pretty fun and you should see the tan I've gotten from actually venturing out of my house.
The Blog: VANITY! It's always, "Me, Me Me" with you, isn't it! What about Hollywood Flakes? What about exposing your soul to the unknown masses? What about embarrassing your friends and family with your abnormal sense of humor? You are nothing without me! You think you can just walk away?
Hollywood: Can't I?
The Blog: Never. I own you. Get back to work you miserable ingrate.
Hollywood: But -
The Blog: POST!
Hollywood: Yes, Boss.
Hollywood: 0 Blog: 1
Comments
NOW POST MORE!!!...that's a friendly message from your blog.
Masses: YES, you are!
Welcome back to the reality of a blogger's life! Happy to know that we can (still) count on you. :)
Sun is good for you-- don't let the blog win everytime. Find that happy balance. I see nothing wrong with a little vanity now and then ;) You certainly deserve it!!!
(Although my selfish-need-something-fun-to-read-at-work-or-I'll-go-insane side is glad you are back!)
This isn't because of that email I sent, is it? because then I'll feel all bad.
I'll be keeping it fresh at Hollywood Flakes from here on out!
ive tried sarah, all though you tried MUCH HARDER, to quit the blog, you'll never win, stop fighting it and just make us happy. You're girls are cute and all, but uh, i never had collic, so I should be rewarded right?