Contest Schmorgazborg Winners!
As usual, you guys rocked the contests with many clever entries and selecting just one winner for each category made me feel awful, nevertheless, here are what I consider to be the best of the best:
The best comeback for when your two year old tells you she hates you:
"Yeah, well, Santa isn't real." Jessica G.
A fitting campaign slogan for Hillary Clinton's 2008 Presidential run:
"I did not have sex with that woman, either" Jennifer Lee
The most stirring haiku about the inside of your belly button (I almost shed a tear!):
Beige walls, no photos,
Bare ‘round and ‘round, no sofa,
Amenities none.
S'mee
The reason you are more righteous than everyone else you know:
Susan M because her kids have never told her they hated her. (Really, Susan? I bow at your holy feet!)
Wynne, John Newman, Jessica G., Heffalump and Jennifer Lee are going to hell. Sorry.
The best "yo mama" joke:
"Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE."
Physokity
Congratulations everyone! My five winners need to send me a note with their mailing address so I can get your mix CDs in the mail. And for all you "L"osers out there, don't worry, I'll have more meaningless contests in the near future so you can get your little hopes up for random prizes again. I promise.
The best comeback for when your two year old tells you she hates you:
"Yeah, well, Santa isn't real." Jessica G.
A fitting campaign slogan for Hillary Clinton's 2008 Presidential run:
"I did not have sex with that woman, either" Jennifer Lee
The most stirring haiku about the inside of your belly button (I almost shed a tear!):
Beige walls, no photos,
Bare ‘round and ‘round, no sofa,
Amenities none.
S'mee
The reason you are more righteous than everyone else you know:
Susan M because her kids have never told her they hated her. (Really, Susan? I bow at your holy feet!)
Wynne, John Newman, Jessica G., Heffalump and Jennifer Lee are going to hell. Sorry.
The best "yo mama" joke:
"Yo Mama so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND THE HOUSE."
Physokity
Congratulations everyone! My five winners need to send me a note with their mailing address so I can get your mix CDs in the mail. And for all you "L"osers out there, don't worry, I'll have more meaningless contests in the near future so you can get your little hopes up for random prizes again. I promise.
Comments
Thanks Sarah!
I think I just shot Mountain Dew out my nose.
You're all winners!
And I'm really curious to hear names of the unusual musical acts Sarah has on her mix CD. Spike Jones? Frank Zappa? Tiny Tim?
I'm just un-funny. Marie, now, she's funny. You should've entered, Marie. And I'm sure that Sarah wouldn't even have sent you to hell...
Hmm. So, you're offering a CD to anyone, hmm?