Someone keeps hiding peas under my mattress! What do I do?
I always say, "when life gives you peas, make pea juice." Or was it "make juice, please..." I can't quite remember. In either case, something must be juiced. I heartily recommend the Green Star Power Gold Juicer GS-3000. At only $439, this baby will have you hopping with anticipation by your mattress for your villain to bring these lumpy legumes to your bedchamber.
The G-S-3000 features:
- Super twin gear triturating and squeezing power, equivalent to 4HP.
- One-step continuous juicing with automatic pulp ejection.
- 110 rpm rotational speed for low heat and noise.
- Reverse turning safety feature.
- Built-in convenience cord storage.
- Carrying handle for easy relocation of the machine.
- Everything included with the Greenstar Juicer 2000, plus a pasta maker (includes pasta screw, pasta guide, and pasta screen), mochi maker, and an accessory rice cake making blank.
- 2 Plungers (1 Wood, 1 Plastic),1 Glass Juicing Bowl, 1 Cleaning Brush, 1 Coarse Screen 1 Fine Screen, Homogenizing Blank Bread Stick/Rice Cake Attachment, and Pasta Making Attachment.
More peas, please!