September 3, 2007

Princeton Princess

Dear Hollywood,
Someone keeps hiding peas under my mattress! What do I do?
-Princeton Princess

Dear Princess,
I always say, "when life gives you peas, make pea juice." Or was it "make juice, please..." I can't quite remember. In either case, something must be juiced. I heartily recommend the Green Star Power Gold Juicer GS-3000. At only $439, this baby will have you hopping with anticipation by your mattress for your villain to bring these lumpy legumes to your bedchamber.

The G-S-3000 features:
  • Super twin gear triturating and squeezing power, equivalent to 4HP.
  • One-step continuous juicing with automatic pulp ejection.
  • 110 rpm rotational speed for low heat and noise.
  • Reverse turning safety feature.
  • Built-in convenience cord storage.
  • Carrying handle for easy relocation of the machine.
  • Everything included with the Greenstar Juicer 2000, plus a pasta maker (includes pasta screw, pasta guide, and pasta screen), mochi maker, and an accessory rice cake making blank.
  • 2 Plungers (1 Wood, 1 Plastic),1 Glass Juicing Bowl, 1 Cleaning Brush, 1 Coarse Screen 1 Fine Screen, Homogenizing Blank Bread Stick/Rice Cake Attachment, and Pasta Making Attachment.

More peas, please!

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