Stupid Celebrity Quotes
I can never get enough of celebrity's and politician's bloopers. Here are a few of my favorites:
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
- Samuel Goldwyn
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future"
-Yogi Berra
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
- George W. Bush
"I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch
"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton
"The word 'genuis' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
- George W. Bush
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
- David Hasselhoff
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- George W. Bush
"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
- Rush Limbaugh
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Dan Quayle
Thanks, Dan. That last one just about sums up the post.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
"So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."
- Barabra Bush (September 2005, during the Katrina disaster)
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”
- Samuel Goldwyn
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
"I think that the film 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone
"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Arnold Schwartzanegger
"The Internet is a great way to get on the Net."
-Bob Dole
"Predictions are difficult, especially about the future"
-Yogi Berra
Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their love with women all across the country.”
- George W. Bush
"I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states."
- Raquel Welch
"What's Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?"
- Paris Hilton
"The word 'genuis' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann
"Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?"
- George W. Bush
"I've got taste. It's inbred in me."
- David Hasselhoff
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know it's very popular out there in Africa."
- Britney Spears
"So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
- Christina Aguilera
"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.”
- George W. Bush
"A zebra does not change its spots."
- Al Gore 1991 (and again in 1992)
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher."
- Linda Evangelista
"Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society."
- Rush Limbaugh
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Dan Quayle
Thanks, Dan. That last one just about sums up the post.
Comments
But, yeah...thank goodness nobody listens to anything I say or I'd be in trouble. I guess that's one of the perks of being a mother - nobody listens to me.
Wiping away the tears now.
Thank you, Ms. Hollywood.
I know I'm just a Black Lab, but I do have a brain.
Which:
A. "Childrens do learn?" Really? and
B. Diagram that sentence for me, because... what?
And that one IS accurately quoted, seeing as I was watching CSPAN when he said it...
You know what's interesting? There's a website that documents people's last words. Funny how so many people's last words reflect their personality so well.
BTW thanks for the awesome mix tape/CD I love it!
Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of the King of Jordan. Mariah told CNN "I'm inconsolable at the present time, I was a very good friend of Jordan, he was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen, we will never see his like again".
When told by reporters that it was King Hussein of Jordan who had died and not Michael Jordan, Mariah was then led away by her security in a state of "confusion".
Okay, laugh.
these celebrities need help(:
these people need help(:
HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET?!
Talking about Tuna "Chicken of the Sea"
"Can anyone tell me if I'm eating chicken or fish? The can says chicken of the sea." - J. Simpson
That was posted all over MTV. Not sure if it's 100% accurate, but thats pretty much the jist of it. People claim she never said anything like that, yet that quote was taken from one of her own shows. I guess that goes to show you that stupid people shouldn't do reality shows.
Bob Eubanks Q. "Where is the wildest place you ever made whoopee?"
Newlywed Contestant's A. "In the butt."