November 29, 2007

Isn't There a Word for That?

My communications seem stale of late. It's almost as if I can't say one thing without pre-programed follow up phrases accompanying them. I've been brainstorming some new words to sum up some of my more frequent tirades. It's so much nicer to just spit out one word than an entire, worn out rant. Here's what I came up with:


Negasolitude - definition: "What do you want?" "No you can't." "Give Mommy some privacy."


Obfusikey - definition: "Where are my keys?" "You had them last." "Oh, I'm holding them."


Messubmit - definition: "Clean up this mess." "You have to learn how to keep tidy." "Fine I'll clean it up but watch me so you know how to do it next time."


Screamsnip - definition: "The baby is crying." "It's your turn to get up." "I promise I'll get my tubes tied tomorrow."


Crapglassism - definition: "What was that crash?" "Don't step in the glass." "It's okay, Ming is overrated."


Filthblivion - definition: "Yes, that's puke on my shirt." "Yes, I've been wearing these sweats since last week." "No, I don't know what day of the week it is, or even the month for that matter."


Saludeflection - definition: "Hello?" "Yes, that's the sound of Armageddon in the background." "Why don't you try calling back in 10 years."


12 comments:

The Wife said...

Lazenforcement - definition: "Be quiet and go to sleep or I'm closing the door." "You're not getting any more warnings." "Ok, this time it really is the last warning."

Ricardo Bueno said...

This is hilarious!!!

Reminds me of those At&t commercials...at least I think it's At&t. Hmmm...

Marie said...

I think the NaBloPoMo people need to hire you to come up with a better anagram for them.

Huh? said...

i once fell asleep on the toilet. my sisterS and i shared a bathroom. it was early on a sunday morning(yes we are mormon) and there was no toilet paper on the roll, so i asked my sister to hand me one from the cupboard and while she was i fell asleep. Whew, just had to get that off my chest.

Nancy said...

Leavemeloveme - similar to Dr. Dolittle's push me pull me, only this creature is an overly hormonal woman (possibly pregnant) who wants her husband to leave her alone and give her lots of attention at the same time.

Hollywood said...

Huh?, it is possible that you were thinking this was the anonymous confessional post? But I appreciate your candid confession wherever you'd like to leave it.

Heather said...

Messubmit is perfect!

Huh? said...

I just wanted to blurt that out. It just pooped into my head and I couldn't keep it quiet.

Karen said...

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her royal highness said...

LOVE IT! And I agree, the Messubmit is my fave!

Janie and Andrew said...

You are a master Hollywood!! Loved the messubmit too but laughed out loud at all of them. :)

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