Isn't There a Word for That?

My communications seem stale of late. It's almost as if I can't say one thing without pre-programed follow up phrases accompanying them. I've been brainstorming some new words to sum up some of my more frequent tirades. It's so much nicer to just spit out one word than an entire, worn out rant. Here's what I came up with:


Negasolitude - definition: "What do you want?" "No you can't." "Give Mommy some privacy."


Obfusikey - definition: "Where are my keys?" "You had them last." "Oh, I'm holding them."


Messubmit - definition: "Clean up this mess." "You have to learn how to keep tidy." "Fine I'll clean it up but watch me so you know how to do it next time."


Screamsnip - definition: "The baby is crying." "It's your turn to get up." "I promise I'll get my tubes tied tomorrow."


Crapglassism - definition: "What was that crash?" "Don't step in the glass." "It's okay, Ming is overrated."


Filthblivion - definition: "Yes, that's puke on my shirt." "Yes, I've been wearing these sweats since last week." "No, I don't know what day of the week it is, or even the month for that matter."


Saludeflection - definition: "Hello?" "Yes, that's the sound of Armageddon in the background." "Why don't you try calling back in 10 years."